Friday, February 3, 2012

Wild dreams

I have not slept well at all this week. I've been in a blah mood...I finally let myself cry over all the stress of January (mostly all gone!) and I just didn't stop. I blame the hormones, which have been making me crazy. But then I started to have these crazy dreams and I've been waking up like 3 times a night. So I think now I'm just tired...and maybe still kind of hormonal. Anyway, I'm hoping this weekend won't be too lonesome (John's out of town...but I do have plans with 2 friends) but will be the right about of relaxation and will cure me of this.

Dreams I remember:

John was being chased by a man in a rasta hat (with fake dreads). The man stole his wallet and his hat. He threw the hat on the ground and peed on it. John loves that hat :(

John and I decided to elope (yeah, right?!) so we went down to the courthouse. Somehow, family and friends found out and met us there. It got crazy. Someone probably punched the judge. So we rolled out. What were we thinking? Well of course we were chased, but we found refuge in a warehouse. Then we were mistaken for these criminals and the SWAT team was after us. I got shot in the back...in a wedding dress. I take this one as another sign that we don't need to get married. Also, I woke up from this one and my back was twitching. Creepy!

We had a daughter. She fell down the stairs and died. Not cool.

John and I were stuck in a pile of honey. Rats came and were eating us but we could not move. When I woke up I also could not move for about 5 minutes. It scared the shit out of me. I have since regained control of my body!

Oh, I also got a root canal this week. (well, part 2) I blamed the vicoden for the first dream, but I only took that one pill, so I don't know what the heck caused the rest.

1 comment:

VV said...

Oh no! Some of those sound more like nightmares.

I feel you, my husband is out of town for work, and I'm having sleep/weird dream issues too. Suck-o!