Why I Can Not Be Replaced
There's no one else out there with my collective outlook on life.
I'll help you get out alive if we're lost in the woods.
Who else is going to write a poem with a moose watching a murder?
I'm her only daughter and their only sister.
Why You Can Not Be Replaced
C. My future babies need a grandmother.
M. I can talk Cardinals and beer with you like no one else.
E. Someone has to keep break dancing alive.
C. I need a chauffeur.
H. You have to protect me from snakes.
J. No one knows me as intimately as you.
J. Break. Up. Care. Package.
** I had to go for humor on a lot of these or I would have started bawling in the office.
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