Some Zombie Like You?

This is why I love this boy.

John: Oh it's your girl! *turns up radio*
*listens*
What's this about?
Me: Her guy is all married to someone else now. It's sad.
*listens*
John: In my zombie movie, this is going to play during the scene where I have to smash my wife's head in.
Me: Please don't smash my head in.
John: No, this is movie wife. If you become a zombie I'll keep you in a cage and feed you the brains of our enemies while we wait for a cure.
Me: Aww
John: So, it's a good song for that scene, right?
Me: Well, hopefully it's a sad scene, yes, but it may be sending the wrong message with the whole other woman thing.
John: Just the music then.
Me: Perfect

PS: I'm totally calling my zombie novel "Some Zombie Like You" hahaha